"I look back on life-
it's funny how things turn out.
You, the creator of beeping sirens and
honking cars, yearn for the solitude of
the mountains. You, a connoisseur of
fast food, now gaze at the water that
took years to gather natural minerals
as it trickled its way down from the
Himalayas to within your reach. And I,
some of the purest water in the world,
stand here, trapped in a bottle.
Come, enjoy the irony."